Conversations with Sophie

Seeing the big hearts at the mall, she goes: "Lula, it's Valentine's! It's my birthday!"

Yes, folks, Sophie was born on Valentine's Day three years ago.

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At home, sitting on the couch, watching cartoons, she goes: "Lula, my panty goes to my puwet!"

Wedgie!! Mwahahaha

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In my room, looking at my shorts...

S: "Lula, I want to wear your Tinkerbell shorts."
L: "They're too big for you."
S: "I want to wear them."
Enter Ate Rose: "Sophie, di ka pa tapos kumain."
S: "I don't want to eat."
L: "If you eat, then you'll get big and you'll be able to wear the Tinkerbell shorts."
S: "Yehey!"

And off she goes to eat Mwahahahaha

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In the car, on the way to get her strawberry drink...

S: "I'm mad at Ate. I cannot forgive her."
L: "Why can't you forgive her?"
S: "She got mad."
D: "Why did she get mad?"
S: "I made a mess. I take out the books."
L: "Next time, you put the books back where you got them, so that Ate doesn't get mad."
D: "Next time, sabihin mo kay Ate na trabaho niya 'yon."

Mwahahahaha