Overheard after the screening of Tom Cruise's Ghost Protocol.
Guy 1: Naku, siguradong may MI-5 pa 'yan.
Guy 2: Ha?! Eh, baka mukha na siyang lolo non!
Guy 1: Ikaw naman!
I totally understand Guy 2. No amount of concealer could hide those double bags under his eyes, especially when magnified a hundred million times. Of course, Tom will always be a cutie. But methinks his days as an action star in overwrought, over-choreographed, over-extended blast-my-ears kind of movies are numbered.
I was actually excited to see this one because I like Jeremy Renner. But really, it was just exhausting to watch. There was so much running all over the place. At one point, I closed my eyes for a few seconds to rest. When I opened them, there was Tom, still running after the bad guy. Hay! I miss the elegance of the original Mission Impossible.
P.S. D pointed out: There wasn't anybody taller than Tom. Or if they were, they'll be sitting like Ving Rhames Mwahahaha
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